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The six fashion trends that should never see the light of the day.

1. Harem pants.

Because the name alone sounds frumpy, dumpy, and something that should remain at the back of the wardrobe.

And because those pants make your crotch deceptively droopy.

2. Gap teeth

What’s up with people deliberately surgically widening a gap in their front teeth? Why would you want a hole in between your two front teeth?I cannot fathom this inexplicable trend, and I doubt I will ever understand.

3. The leggings trend.

Because leggings are not jeans.

No one likes seeing your butt fatt jiggle, or witness the unsightly outlines of your underwear swooping from left to right as you catwalk down the street. Please spare us.

4. Knicker shorts.

I could have sworn that could easily pass off for underwear.

Once again anything that exposes your butt cheeks should be strictly limited to the house, or the back of your wardrobe.

5. Ugg boots

Once fashionable when worn by Paris Hilton and Jersey Shore girls, Ugg boots have now been banished to the realm of ugg-ly.

6. Crocs

Because Crocs are the only form of birth control that is 100% effective. Does that not speak volumes?

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2 comments on “The six fashion trends that should never see the light of the day.

  1. hohare
    October 2, 2012

    i agree with all of the above and its funny you mentioned gapped teeth because my boyfriend HATES them! except I must say in the comfort of my own home i LOVE my uggies they are just so comfy! Oh i recently discovered croc bags are on the market! i can just imagine someone wearing their crocs and sporting a matching bag… eek!

    • 9to5musings
      October 6, 2012

      Croc bags!?! As if the hideous shoes weren’t bad enough!

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